— Graham Norton after Estonia gave the United Kingdom 5 points
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(via mushiemallows)
the only reason the uk are last is because we like to be polite, and will therefore allow you to go first, and shall attend patiently behind because we have manners
(via mushiemallows)
just a reminder that most of you sang in our language, and you’re competing in our olympics, and celebrating our jubilee
Pigeon.
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
(Source: seizetonight, via randomestduckeva)
