this is my school
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
when i stub my toe
It’s depressing seeing how many people give up on their dreams at a young age because they’re told to “be realistic”.
when ur mom comes into ur room and u have to pretend that u are studying quick
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i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET